I am NOT a HUMAN!!!!! I’m a RAT!!!!!!!!!!
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#31
GearsRockz November 10, 2026 at 4:09:56 PM
What is your website?: gears.nekoweb.org
What is your full home address : gears drive 1124
What is your router’s IP: 123.482.42323.1312
Do you have a will to live: If you say so
What is your credit card number?: 4342-234-300-3004
And the 3 numbers on the back: 678
Can you take a joke?: yes im a joke too
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: oh
Did you laugh?: yes
Are you diagnosed with autism: obviously??

Hi omg I LOVE the cursor effect with like the snow flakes leaking from it, how did you get that effect omg PLEASE tell me, im preparing to update my website for christmas !!! :look:

#30
caroline "wayne" September 14, 2026 at 12:58:49 AM
What is your website?: https://abnormalsweater.neocities.org/
What is your full home address : poo
What is your router’s IP: sigh
Do you have a will to live: kinda
What is your credit card number?: shh
And the 3 numbers on the back: 010
Can you take a joke?: -. ---
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: we know
Did you laugh?: no
Are you diagnosed with autism: no sorry

is the thing on navlink ads verity? :)

#29
Divya August 14, 2026 at 2:32:36 PM
What is your website?: https://eighthundredtwentyone.neocities.org/
What is your full home address : chimmy changa cheese lane
What is your router’s IP: idk
Do you have a will to live: prob
What is your credit card number?: idk
And the 3 numbers on the back: idk
Can you take a joke?: yes???
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: ok
Did you laugh?: no
Are you diagnosed with autism: no

i added your button to my website also I USE ARCH BTW

#28
xtc July 30, 2026 at 12:18:54 PM
What is your website?: b8sed.neocities.org
What is your full home address : your moms horse HAHAHAHHAH, neigh ...
What is your router’s IP: 2001:4860:4860::8888
Do you have a will to live: maybe, if under the influence
What is your credit card number?: uhhhh hell if i know
And the 3 numbers on the back: 420 (im hilarious ik)
Can you take a joke?: no, im SO SERIOUS grrrrrrrr.
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: grrrrr, this vexes me, grrrrr
Did you laugh?: i came
Are you diagnosed with autism: no

this website is certified SWAG. also mauls form is the funniest

#27
Maul April 20, 2026 at 9:04:42 PM
What is your website?: https://bloodfin.neocities.org
What is your full home address : sixth garbage burrow to the left, Lotho Minor, Lotho system, Wazta sector, Outer Rim territories
What is your router’s IP: hell if I know
Do you have a will to live: yes. this sometimes causes problems for myself and others
What is your credit card number?: 42069
And the 3 numbers on the back: 666
Can you take a joke?: ohhhh you mean in a fight?
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: yamaha ym2612 sound chip is a joke to you? >:0
Did you laugh?: I laughed, I cried, I sat in contemplative silence; truly, this is the most poignant guestbook form I have ever encountered
Are you diagnosed with autism: the evaluator told me to come back another time b/c she was really on the fence

I saw you mentioned liking leapfrog tech on your landing page so here's this is how I disappear by my chemical romance on a leapster. that is all

#26
Marko Fiume April 9, 2026 at 3:17:30 PM
What is your website?: https://markofiume.com/
What is your full home address : Piazza Colonna 370, 00187 Roma (RM), Italia
What is your router’s IP: 127.0.0.1
Do you have a will to live: if u say so xD
What is your credit card number?: 1234567890
And the 3 numbers on the back: 555
Can you take a joke?: If i understand the joke then yea
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: awa okie
Did you laugh?: yea :3
Are you diagnosed with autism: Unironically yes :D

Awesome site u got there mike!! added to my site's buttons lol :3

#25
bugg January 15, 2026 at 2:24:10 AM
What is your website?: clubbugg.neocities.org
What is your full home address : pee pee poo poo lane
What is your router’s IP: sesbian lex probably
Do you have a will to live: on tuesdays and thursdays
What is your credit card number?: also 3
And the 3 numbers on the back: wouln't you knwo? its stil 3
Can you take a joke?: hee hee ha ha
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: what a jester
Did you laugh?: i chortled
Are you diagnosed with autism: yes

cool site :tu:

#24
ripple August 28, 2025 at 9:40:52 PM
What is your full home address : 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albaquerque, New Mexico
What is your router’s IP: 127.0.0.0
Do you have a will to live: yeah
What is your credit card number?: 1
And the 3 numbers on the back: 1
Can you take a joke?: yeah
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: ok
Did you laugh?: kinda
Are you diagnosed with autism: no

hi michael rats

#23
C April 29, 2025 at 10:15:04 PM
What is your website?: not public yet!!!
What is your full home address : 64 Zoo Lane
What is your router’s IP: Uhhh
Do you have a will to live: When I think of my loved ones
What is your credit card number?: It's too long..
And the 3 numbers on the back: I frogot
Can you take a joke?: I reject all tomfoolery
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: )-;
Did you laugh?: Nuh uh
Are you diagnosed with autism: No sir

:bouncey: cool site i lovved seeing tux...

#22
rattitirat April 23, 2025 at 7:21:53 PM
What is your full home address : what
What is your router’s IP: the
Do you have a will to live: fuck
What is your credit card number?: is
And the 3 numbers on the back: up
Can you take a joke?: with
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: you
Did you laugh?: bitch
Are you diagnosed with autism: ass nerd

this site made my rat cock hard good job nerd

#21
compcraftr April 23, 2025 at 6:30:02 AM
What is your full home address : 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104
What is your router’s IP: 10.0.69.1
Do you have a will to live: no
What is your credit card number?: 1337 7331 6969 9696
And the 3 numbers on the back: 420
Can you take a joke?: yes
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: just like my life
Did you laugh?: yes
Are you diagnosed with autism: and then some

funny website go brrr

#20
fmixolydian February 12, 2025 at 12:14:27 AM
What is your website?: fm.sqrt5.eu
What is your full home address : 2763 Dream Island
What is your router’s IP: 3.141.59.26
Do you have a will to live: always except on mondays /j
What is your credit card number?: 1618 0339 8874 9894
And the 3 numbers on the back: 314
Can you take a joke?: yes
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: h
Did you laugh?: 𝖄𝖊𝖘

nice website, fellow object show fan! p.s. if you didn't guess it, i'm a math & programming nerd.

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Sen February 5, 2025 at 5:31:38 AM
What is your website?: https://sen.fish
What is your full home address : 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, District of Columbia
What is your router’s IP: 178.14.2.98.16
Do you have a will to live: I'll think about it tomorrow
What is your credit card number?: 2248 4694 2028 4677
And the 3 numbers on the back: 348
Can you take a joke?: Yeah
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: What the hell man
Did you laugh?: No ರ╭╮ರ

Wazzzzzzup

#18
oikmo October 27, 2024 at 2:31:43 PM
What is your website?: https://oikmo.nekoweb.org
What is your full home address : linus torvalds home
What is your router’s IP: l.i.n.ux
Do you have a will to live: if arch lives on then I will
What is your credit card number?: 01101100 01101001 01101110 01110101 01111000
And the 3 numbers on the back: linus
Can you take a joke?: if it's linux yes
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: linux linux
Did you laugh?: linux

linux linux linux don't forget that I will slackware you

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Platitron October 3, 2024 at 4:22:56 AM
What is your website?: https://platitron.neocities.org/
What is your full home address : Northpole, Santa Street 1
What is your router’s IP: https://fbi.bet/
Do you have a will to live: Yes, very much so
What is your credit card number?: https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/riemann-zeta-function-1569526951.png?crop=1xw:1xh;center,top&resize=980:*
And the 3 numbers on the back: 420 LMAO THIS JOKE SURELY HAS NOT BEEN MADE ALREADY
Can you take a joke?: NO, i CANNOT
Yeah everything above and below this except the first 2 is a joke: Damn, I was about to send you 10 billion million dollars
Did you laugh?: there are too many fields to fill :(

Cool website !!! :cheers:

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